December 2010
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Linda: What were you thinking about while we were doing it? Allen: Willie Mays. Linda: You always think of baseball players when you make love? Allen: It keeps me going. Linda: I couldn’t figure out why you kept yelling “slide.”
-Play It Again, Sam
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This shit only happens to me.
Only I would work so insanely hard on a paper, finish it the day before it’s due, and then neglect to hit the “Send” button on the email with the document to my professor. Now my paper is five days late and I am in such a state that I took a screenshot with the date I last worked on the paper just to prove I finished it on time. FML.
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Tobias: Are you crazy?
Michael: Are you blue?
Tobias: Only in color, Michael.. Only in color.
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I have every intention of implementing the redingote into my wardrobe.
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